Welcome to Hogwarts

Danger!

Yeah, you could go to a normal school and feel all safe...Or you could come here where we will actively throw you into life threatening situations!

We will ease you in gently, where you'll enjoy the delights of backfiring spells exploding in your face. From there we will progress you to fighting an assortment of dangerous creatures. You may even get the opportunity to risk your life agains dangerous creatures like dragons. Cool, am I right?

Even some of our staff are happy to concuss you with a book if you don't look like you're studying.

Nature!

Do you like nature? Great! As you walk around our grounds you will quickly learn that nature here doesn't like you!

Get up close and personal with our willow three and discover that you never truly get a day off from the life threatening situations around here.

Do you like spiders? Great! We have GIANT hairy ones that you can totally chat to before experiencing the thrill of running for your life.

The Chosen One Package!!!

If you need more, don't worry - we've got you!

Upgrade to our Chosen One package and we will provide you with your very own arch enemy who will stop at nothing to eviscerate you!

You'll also have an amazing time learning politics as your enemy takes over the government and turns the whole world against you!

Still not enough?! Well, if you hang on in there you'll finally get a boss battle where the stakes are legitimately high. How cool is that?